gph
10:51 Wed Apr 22
Re: Kent vs Essex
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By their own account, they were holding bits of tree.
The Normans had just sorted the proper Anglo-Saxon army.
Armed with proper weapons.
Carry on with the joke. It's funny
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lowermarshhammer
10:49 Wed Apr 22
Re: Kent vs Essex
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Invicta?
Hahaha, Kent's last outing against the mighty mighty ESSEX
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peroni
10:32 Wed Apr 22
Re: Kent vs Essex
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gph 10:13 Wed Apr 22
You've "dealt" with nothing and your "funny" scenario of gurning locals is pure fantasy.
Whilst the rest of the country were either defeated or surrendered unconditionally, those brave Men of Kent, and indeed Kentish Men, hammered out a conditional surrender on their terms. William definitely shit himself, agreed as quickly as he could and trotted off to Essex, which has a much quainter motto than Unconquered......."Many Minds One Heart".
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Mike Oxsaw
10:29 Wed Apr 22
Re: Kent vs Essex
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As Bob Monkhouse often said: "People can tell I'm from Kent just by looking at me - they mutter it forcefully under their breath as they walk past."
I thought it was just Norfolk (and immigrants) that inbred.
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gph
10:13 Wed Apr 22
Re: Kent vs Essex
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I've already dealt with "Invicta" pages ago
The history of Kent is funnier.
"Legend has it that, while marching from the 1066 battle site at Hastings, William marched on to London on his way to the (then) capital Winchester. While passing through Kent, the local people picked up branches and marched at William's men. Scared, William and his army took flight and took a different route to London. As the people of Kent felt that they had chased William away, they adopted "Invicta" as a county motto."
Blatantly, the Conqueror wasn't scared, but took pity on a bunch of gurning yokels clutching bits of tree. Probably didn't stop laughing until he got to London.
Invicta = undefeated, not making you adversary laugh so much he lets you off
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mashed in maryland
10:02 Wed Apr 22
Re: Kent vs Essex
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"All that means is that they didn’t have the arse for a scrap and needed big walls to hide behind in case frenchie came visiting."
There was fuck all in Essex worth pillaging. Until the east end overflowed and took it over Essex was basically Nebraska. In fact I reckon until Basildon town centre got built the yokels were still building walls out of leftover hay and their own shit.
Kent has a proud noble history going back millennia and a culture in its own right. Go and tell a foreigner/northerner you're from Kent and they'll think of castles and merry old england. Tell one you're from Essex and they'll think of Gemma Collins
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gank
2:51 Tue Apr 21
Re: Kent vs Essex
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Yeah, and now he's dead. So who's laughing now?
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Northern Sold
1:18 Tue Apr 21
Re: Kent vs Essex
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A fucking SEALION!
Ag Ag Ag Ag !!!
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chim chim cha boo
12:57 Tue Apr 21
Re: Kent vs Essex
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Where did William 1 first look at a map and say 'right, what's the most gay country to invade in England '?
Napoleon?
Even Hitler thought it would only take a sealion to do Kent.
A fucking SEALION!
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gank
4:43 Tue Apr 21
Re: Kent vs Essex
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INVICTA
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gank
4:37 Tue Apr 21
Re: Kent vs Essex
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You Essex cunts are just the same now, on match day "Ipswich are in town to play QPR, shall we get them onside to do Tottenham? "
NO you fucking Oompa Loompah orange mugs, we'll team up together and do Ipswich, Tottenham AND QPR and don't even think about taking legs at King's Cross you widely wannabe dickheads.
INVICTA
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gank
4:32 Tue Apr 21
Re: Kent vs Essex
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INVíCTA
We team up with NOBODY you fucking orange fraggles
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lowermarshhammer
12:31 Tue Apr 21
Re: Kent vs Essex
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When Caesar rocked up in 55 BC he reckoned that the Cantii (Kent) tribe were near as damn it Gauls (ie French) in their habits.
The Trinovantes (Essex) were the big boys and of course teamed up with the Iceni (Norfolk) to create havoc.
Kent did FUCK ALL.
Surrender monkeys.
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Hermit Road
12:14 Tue Apr 21
Re: Kent vs Essex
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All that means is that they didn’t have the arse for a scrap and needed big walls to hide behind in case frenchie came visiting.
Imagine a group of people so shit-scared of the cheese-eating, surrender monkeys that they had to build a load of castles to wet their pants behind.
In fact, that whole castle thing has just raised my contempt level for them.
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mashed in maryland
10:24 Mon Apr 20
Re: Kent vs Essex
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7 times more castles in Kent than Essex. Plus Essex has Dale Farm and Pound Lane.
Not that ethnicity should be brought into things Hermit you RACIST
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Hermit Road
8:58 Mon Apr 20
Re: Kent vs Essex
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Essex has got some phenomenal countryside and history. Kent has got a little bit of history, some apples, and a load of caravan sites. Also, you can see France from Kent so that marks it down a fair bit before you’ve really got going.
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Chigwell
8:55 Mon Apr 20
Re: Kent vs Essex
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I grew up in Essex (the name gives it away) but if I had to choose between the two I'd take Kent any day. (Just not the Rochester area)
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Far Cough
2:46 Mon Apr 20
Re: Kent vs Essex
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Of course he is, Corinthian Casuals, I should have known
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Northern Sold
2:38 Mon Apr 20
Re: Kent vs Essex
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mashed in maryland 4:44 Sat Apr 18
Re: Kent vs Essex
Essex's motto is "many minds, one heart".
No it's not... it's `Comperto autem Vulcan Bomber'... so get it right...
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Northern Sold
2:36 Mon Apr 20
Re: Kent vs Essex
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Far Cough 2:17 Sat Apr 18
Re: Kent vs Essex
gank, I think he is Essex?
Surrey Firm
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joe royal
12:50 Mon Apr 20
Re: Kent vs Essex
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Living in ilford you get the best of both worlds.
Or maybe not.
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